What brand of condoms do you all use? [I know this will get a few responses :)]
By SunnyJim (pm1-38.toms-river.ppp.csionline.net - 151.198.241.88) on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 09:13 am:
sex, sex, sex....is that all you people think about?? Get your minds out of the toilet!!
By mongi (dialup190-2-20.swipnet.se - 130.244.190.84) on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 02:01 pm:
I don't know what kind of sex you like ;)
I think we all have different condoms in different countries.. the only global one I can think of now is Durex that we have here.. I'm only familiar with the swedish ones.
By God among Lice (dynamic224.cl8.cais.net - 205.177.20.224) on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 05:11 pm:
(not that I ever get a chance to use them but...)
Maybe it'd be more fun just to list all the names of condoms from around the world. :)
What other ones do we have here besides Trojan, Durex, and Shiek?
By dangermouse (px1.syd.aone.net.au - 203.12.178.133) on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 06:21 pm:
We have Ansell, Trojan, Durex I think..
By Leonardo.iCE (remote-a38.mlc.net - 199.217.161.229) on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 09:56 pm:
I don't use condoms, my g/f has the pill :) but most of the time I still pull out.. I just feel safer. When I do use condoms though.. I use trojens I guess.
Leo
By warpus (gateway-g1.londonlife.com - 204.101.39.130) on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 05:56 am:
ZIPLOCK ALL THE WAY, BABY
By Funbaby (ip174.pom.primenet.com - 204.212.52.174) on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 09:33 am:
I bought this funky corkscrew condom (raised spirals for her pleasure!) out of a machine in the bathroom at a Mexican restaurant, because it was funny. It's probably more holes than latex.
By hiro protagonist ( - 204.244.117.1) on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 12:47 pm:
I use/reccomend Trojan Ultra Pleasure, Durex Large, TrustEx Flavoured.. and uh, i got some latex gloves i ripped off last time i was in my doctor's office..
Be prepared. It's not just the Boy Scouts' motto anymore.
Hiro.
By mongi (dialup77-1-17.swipnet.se - 130.244.77.17) on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 03:06 pm:
There are some funny names here.. Co-Man-Do is one of them =)
then there's mamba, tjo-san.. can't think of any other funny condoms.. there are loads of boring ones.
By misfit (s179.seacove.net - 206.162.105.179) on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 06:35 pm:
i find that, in a pinch, party balloons work pretty well :). nah, i'm a trojan man i guess.
By dangermouse (px1.syd.aone.net.au - 203.12.178.133) on Wednesday, March 17, 1999 - 02:04 pm:
Fun, Even if you pull out you may have still left some sperm behind. Sperm can come out before ejaculation proper. I suppose with that in mind it only means that those god-damn pills fucking work don't they :)
By Funbaby (ip163.pom.primenet.com - 204.212.52.163) on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 09:38 am:
Hey, it's Leo that pulls out, not me! :P I already knew that, btw.
By Leonardo.iCE (gatekeeper2.monsanto.com - 199.89.234.124) on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 11:45 am:
hahaha, danger.. I already knew that too :) well supposedly their 99% effective.. I hope I never fall in the 1% category <knock on wood>
Leo
By Funbaby (209-239-215-143.lax.jps.net - 209.239.215.143) on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 01:03 pm:
I heard 99.7% or something. Not sure.
Anyway, pulling out's gotta help. 50,000 sperm is better odds than 2,000,000. :P
By Leonardo.iCE (gatekeeper2.monsanto.com - 199.89.234.124) on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 01:54 pm:
good I feel a little safer now, now I have to worry about being that 0.3 percent :) So if we have sex 333 times odds are she'l get pregnant.. kind scary <knocking on wood again>
actually I don't really worry about it, I don't even think about it.
Leo
By filth proud sponsor of condoms (svcr-247ppp157.epix.net - 205.238.247.157) on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 02:55 pm:
don't even think about it? forreals dude i know to girls that got pregnant by that "pulling out" method. especially if you're drunk and having sex, you just plain forget to take it out.
USE CONDOMS - if you didn't get your girlfriend pregnant from that pulling out shit, you're LUCKY.
By Funbaby (209-239-215-143.lax.jps.net - 209.239.215.143) on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 03:16 pm:
Pulling out + birth control pills is pretty effective, I'd think. Or did you miss that part?
By hiro protagonist (proxy1-external.crdva1.bc.home.com - 24.113.31.226) on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 09:35 pm:
And lest we forget, a condom will prevent all sorts of nasty things like your jimmy smelling like bread and falling off..
Hiro
By SunnyJim (pm2-13.toms-river.ppp.csionline.net - 151.198.241.111) on Friday, March 19, 1999 - 10:42 am:
I was in a 7-11 a while back and saw these things called NightLights...green glow-in-the-dark condoms :D weeeeeeeeee!
By Funbaby (ip172.pom.primenet.com - 204.212.52.172) on Friday, March 19, 1999 - 03:40 pm:
I might be in Hollywood this weekend...if I am, I'll stop by Condomania, and report back. :P
By dangermouse (slbne7p35.ozemail.com.au - 203.108.251.227) on Friday, March 19, 1999 - 07:04 pm:
Good, we'll look forward to your report :)
By Funbaby (209-239-213-18.lax.jps.net - 209.239.213.18) on Sunday, March 21, 1999 - 01:10 am:
Eh...didn't make it out there. Sorry to disappoint everyone.
By filth (svcr-94ppp166.epix.net - 199.224.94.166) on Sunday, March 21, 1999 - 11:47 am:
you should just lied and gave us a big story about it, and then in the end be like "oh wait, that never happened" heh.
By dangermouse (janus.itc.gu.edu.au - 132.234.250.7) on Sunday, March 21, 1999 - 08:55 pm:
Yeah you dickhead.. Where the hell is your imagination eh? No fucking where.. God, you could have just given us this huge story about large condoms and the like and flavoured dildos.. BUT NO!!! YOu had to ruin it.. sniff sniff
By Funbaby (ip169.pom.primenet.com - 204.212.52.169) on Monday, March 22, 1999 - 01:51 pm:
Well...they do have all that kinda stuff at Condomania, so next time I get down there, I'll be sure to have an interesting story.
Oh, here's an interesting story.
One time, I was in Hollywood, on Melrose, probably only a block or two from Condomania, and these gutterpunks offered to show us a cool circus trick. So one of them introduced the other one, all dramatic-like, and the other one pulled a funky old condom out of his vest pocket, and put it in his mouth, and pulled it out his nose.
I gave them a few bucks.
By Cthulu of Mistigris (cr618396-a.crdva1.bc.wave.home.com - 24.113.55.86) on Monday, March 22, 1999 - 10:24 pm:
Howie Mandel used to do that as part of his stand-up routine with a necktie.
When you've snorted as much cocaine as he has, there's precious little sinus tissue left to get in the way 8)
By SunnyJim (pm1-43.toms-river.ppp.csionline.net - 151.198.241.93) on Tuesday, March 23, 1999 - 11:16 am:
everyone remember the chic from MTV spring break who did that with spaghetti? :P
By mongi (aluminium.k.kth.se - 130.237.75.67) on Wednesday, March 24, 1999 - 02:37 am:
I've done it with spaghetti and milk.
By Funbaby (ip199.pom.primenet.com - 204.212.52.199) on Wednesday, March 24, 1999 - 09:25 am:
Didn't see it, but I can guess what you're talking about. I did it with half of a grape once.
By dangermouse (px1.syd.aone.net.au - 203.12.178.133) on Wednesday, March 24, 1999 - 01:57 pm:
You're all fucked in the head :)
By Cthulu of Mistigris (cr618396-a.crdva1.bc.wave.home.com - 24.113.55.86) on Wednesday, March 24, 1999 - 04:13 pm:
It took you that long to figure out?
By atom (sf3-29.ppp.wenet.net - 206.15.84.29) on Wednesday, March 24, 1999 - 05:19 pm:
the fact alone that this thread has lasted long enough should have told you something danger.
on the topic... i recommend saran wrap
By dangermouse (slbne8p32.ozemail.com.au - 203.108.235.33) on Thursday, March 25, 1999 - 01:51 am:
Saran wrap? I recommend a length of cling wrap and a rubber band..
By some_sarcastic_asshole (van-port25.imag.net - 204.244.111.25) on Monday, March 29, 1999 - 05:48 am:
And I'ld reccomend atom gets his ass to a doctor and get an aids test... saran wrap.. oooh yeah..
By misfit (s70.seacove.net - 206.162.105.70) on Monday, March 29, 1999 - 05:38 pm:
i find it amusing that this thread is still going. i mean, everyone knows it, no one in the scene ever gets laid :).
By dangermouse (px1.syd.aone.net.au - 203.12.178.133) on Monday, March 29, 1999 - 06:41 pm:
Speak for yourself :p
By SunnyJim (pm3-30.toms-river.ppp.csionline.net - 151.198.241.176) on Thursday, April 1, 1999 - 10:34 am:
I could get laid probably, but I choose abstinance :P
By misfit (s175.seacove.net - 206.162.105.175) on Thursday, April 1, 1999 - 02:13 pm:
your hand doesn't count, dude :).
misfit
By SunnyJim (pm1-24.toms-river.ppp.csionline.net - 151.198.241.74) on Friday, April 2, 1999 - 10:10 am:
if I'm feeling frisky I just bust out my pocket pussy...muahahaha